Now maybe one time I used an Ouija board And I never learned to make a B flat chord So I got a double headed snake tattoo I love Tao Te Ching […]
Charles M’f’n Pierce
We have done a remarkable thing in this country. We have privatized both political slander and political corruption. And the graph above is the slot machine that yields that payoff. Read it […]
Who shot you? James Brown.
In the emergency room, a witness remembered the scene as nothin’ but, “Who shot you?” “James Brown.” “Who shot you?”“James Brown.” “And who shot you?” “James Brown.” One person came in who […]
Chats with a toddler: Vol. 1
Me: Did you go outside at school today? Her: Yeah. Me: What’d you do? Her: (shrugs shoulders) Nothing. Me: Nothing? So you’re a teenager now? Her: (shrugs shoulders.) Me: When did you […]
Concert announcement via carrier doughnut. Mmmmmm … carrier doughnut.
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