Chats with a toddler: Vol. 1

Me: Did you go outside at school today?

Her: Yeah.

Me: What’d you do?

Her: (shrugs shoulders) Nothing.

Me: Nothing? So you’re a teenager now?

Her: (shrugs shoulders.)

Me: When did you learn to do that?

Her: (shrugs shoulders.)

Me: (grinds teeth.)

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