Month: November 2012
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How do they know it’s spoiled?
It was announced last week that Pustulus Maximus has new joined GWAR as an official Scumdog brother. Little is known about this being, other than that he has a skin condition where his face and feet are covered in painful pustules that can only be soothed by the application of savage metal, spoiled elephant semen […]
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This train …
“What I do for a living, is I imagine America.” — Bruce Springsteen, Des Moines, Iowa, Nov. 5, 2012 Four years ago, I was trying to figure out where I was going to get drunk the next night. House party? Bar? Home with a friend or two? Whatever the decision, we’d cut out of work […]
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