Early to rise does at times yield a moment or two.
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#parenting
I’ll get you a bottle, but know that in some countries you’d already be sewing athletic shoes with your mouth taped shut.
No, Reggie. It IS an admission of guilt.
No, Reggie. It IS an admission of guilt.
RT @xmasape: RT @iracane Text ‘HIPSTER’ to 90999 to help the Red Cross bring a tanker truck of PBR to victims of the Brooklyn tornado. Via @edsbs
Tiny CD Review: Grinderman 2
The new Grinderman record is going to try to have sex with my wife. Just as soon as I’m not around. I’m sure of it.
A Real Conversation
“Republicans don’t ride the bus. They swim at community centers.” “Republicans swim at mosques?”
Campaign spokesman Kelly Steele said Reid does not take cues from Gaga. The Associated Press, via Billboard.com, via America, 2010.
People should stop treating the Kanye/Taylor Swift thing like it was 9/11. People who should stop doing this include Taylor Swift. @amyozols, via RT by @KenTremendous
<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_xePqfTAi8 I think it’s perfectly acceptable to rename one’s daughter Denard. (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RTc32qBpAk Later, a high school counselor would tell Brick he should have been a talk radio host. (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
