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  • Bombino in a barn. #pickathon

  • Thanks Dad.

    An essay, with many, many thanks: Never realized how much Dad did, until I had to start doing it myself …. Thanks Dad.

  • Who wants to tell Groupon where babies come from?

  • Now maybe one time I used an Ouija board And I never learned to make a B flat chord So I got a double headed snake tattoo I love Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu And the action and the motion of a roulette wheel And a woman walking away in a pair of high…

  • Charles M’f’n Pierce

    We have done a remarkable thing in this country. We have privatized both political slander and political corruption. And the graph above is the slot machine that yields that payoff. Read it all at Esquire’s Politics blog.

  • Who shot you? James Brown.

    In the emergency room, a witness remembered the scene as nothin’ but, “Who shot you?” “James Brown.” “Who shot you?”“James Brown.” “And who shot you?” “James Brown.” One person came in who was stabbed. “Who cut you?” “James Brown.” — From the excellent The One: The Life and Times of James Brown by RJ Smith.

  • Chats with a toddler: Vol. 1

    Me: Did you go outside at school today? Her: Yeah. Me: What’d you do? Her: (shrugs shoulders) Nothing. Me: Nothing? So you’re a teenager now? Her: (shrugs shoulders.) Me: When did you learn to do that? Her: (shrugs shoulders.) Me: (grinds teeth.)

  • Concert announcement via carrier doughnut. Mmmmmm … carrier doughnut.

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  • This should cure my daughter’s new love of Sesame Street. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)