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I’ll get you a bottle, but know that in some countries you’d already be sewing athletic shoes with your mouth taped shut.
No, Reggie. It IS an admission of guilt.
RT @xmasape: RT @iracane Text ‘HIPSTER’ to 90999 to help the Red Cross bring a tanker truck of PBR to victims of the Brooklyn tornado. Via @edsbs
The new Grinderman record is going to try to have sex with my wife. Just as soon as I’m not around. I’m sure of it.
“Republicans don’t ride the bus. They swim at community centers.” “Republicans swim at mosques?”
Campaign spokesman Kelly Steele said Reid does not take cues from Gaga. The Associated Press, via Billboard.com, via America, 2010.
People should stop treating the Kanye/Taylor Swift thing like it was 9/11. People who should stop doing this include Taylor Swift. @amyozols, via RT by @KenTremendous