Early to rise does at times yield a moment or two.
I’ll get you a bottle, but know that in some countries you’d already be sewing athletic shoes with your mouth taped shut.
No, Reggie. It IS an admission of guilt.
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The new Grinderman record is going to try to have sex with my wife. Just as soon as I’m not around. I’m sure of it.
“Republicans don’t ride the bus. They swim at community centers.” “Republicans swim at mosques?”
Campaign spokesman Kelly Steele said Reid does not take cues from Gaga. The Associated Press, via Billboard.com, via America, 2010.
People should stop treating the Kanye/Taylor Swift thing like it was 9/11. People who should stop doing this include Taylor Swift. @amyozols, via RT by @KenTremendous