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Parenting: Sam Jackson read ‘Go the F— To Sleep’, now what?

Yes, it’s awesome Adam Mansback put pen to paper and gave voice to millions of sleep-deprived parents.

Yes, it’s a damn shame you, me and everyone we know didn’t think of it first. It was right there. We totally bleeping should have done that.

Yes, Samuel L. Jackson reads the audio book.

Yes, it is great.

But can it actually help your child or, more importantly, mine, go to sleep? Of course it can. Here’s how:

Place a speaker under the child’s crib. When he/she cries, play Mr. Jackson’s reading.

Next, show her/him ‘Pulp Fiction’ and say, calmly, “That’s the man who lives under your bed.”

That should do it.

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