FADE IN:

INT. DINING ROOM. A SMALL, ADORABLE CHILD IS LISTING THE THINGS SHE LOVES.

KIDDO: … and I love Mommy, and …

DAD: Can you say I love lamp?

KIDDO: I love lamp!

Both parents burst into laughter.

KIDDO: What?

MOM: That’s just something they say in this movie about a silly news person. He has a friend, who is also very silly, who says, “I love lamp!”

KIDDO (grinning): I love lamp!

Both parents again burst into laughter. The room settles down.

A beat of silence.

KIDDO: Who’s lamp?