INT. DINING ROOM. A SMALL, ADORABLE CHILD IS LISTING THE THINGS SHE LOVES.
KIDDO: … and I love Mommy, and …
DAD: Can you say I love lamp?
KIDDO: I love lamp!
Both parents burst into laughter.
MOM: That’s just something they say in this movie about a silly news person. He has a friend, who is also very silly, who says, “I love lamp!”
KIDDO (grinning): I love lamp!
Both parents again burst into laughter. The room settles down.
A beat of silence.
KIDDO: Who’s lamp?