Bombino in a barn. #pickathon
An essay, with many, many thanks: Never realized how much Dad did, until I had to start doing it myself …. Thanks Dad.
Who wants to tell Groupon where babies come from?
Now maybe one time I used an Ouija board And I never learned to make a B flat chord So I got a double headed snake tattoo I love Tao Te Ching […]
We have done a remarkable thing in this country. We have privatized both political slander and political corruption. And the graph above is the slot machine that yields that payoff. Read it […]
In the emergency room, a witness remembered the scene as nothin’ but, “Who shot you?” “James Brown.” “Who shot you?”“James Brown.” “And who shot you?” “James Brown.” One person came in who […]
Me: Did you go outside at school today? Her: Yeah. Me: What’d you do? Her: (shrugs shoulders) Nothing. Me: Nothing? So you’re a teenager now? Her: (shrugs shoulders.) Me: When did you […]
Concert announcement via carrier doughnut. Mmmmmm … carrier doughnut.
This should cure my daughter’s new love of Sesame Street. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)