We have done a remarkable thing in this country. We have privatized both political slander and political corruption. And the graph above is the slot machine that yields that payoff. Read it […]
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Who shot you? James Brown.
In the emergency room, a witness remembered the scene as nothin’ but, “Who shot you?” “James Brown.” “Who shot you?”“James Brown.” “And who shot you?” “James Brown.” One person came in who […]
Chats with a toddler: Vol. 1
Me: Did you go outside at school today? Her: Yeah. Me: What’d you do? Her: (shrugs shoulders) Nothing. Me: Nothing? So you’re a teenager now? Her: (shrugs shoulders.) Me: When did you […]
Concert announcement via carrier doughnut. Mmmmmm … carrier doughnut.
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This should cure my daughter’s new love of Sesame Street. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Parenting: Sam Jackson read ‘Go the F— To Sleep’, now what?
Yes, it’s awesome Adam Mansback put pen to paper and gave voice to millions of sleep-deprived parents. Yes, it’s a damn shame you, me and everyone we know didn’t think of it […]
What song could Rich Rodriguez have chosen? (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Coach Rodriguez, I’m very flattered but crying to You Raise Me Up is SO five years ago. #playwelcometothejungle Josh Groban, via Twitter, in response to this, and completing the neutering of the […]
<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdtejCR413c Since you asked, I’ve got sprouts from a flowering quince mucking up a whole corner of the backyard. This guy we paid to take out the quince itself was […]
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