“We had the whole Pacific Ocean in front of us, with nothing to do but nothing and be comfortable.” — Mark Twain, Following the Equator Advertisements
A few years ago, I was lucky enough to get to do a little writing work for the design ninjas at Downstream. A small part of my small part of that project […]
Sanity break: The new Drive-By Truckers record, English Oceans.
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“Never mind.” “What’s never mind?” “It means don’t worry about it.” “What’s don’t worry about it mean?” “It means don’t think at all about it.” “What’s don’t think at all mean?” “It […]
39,000 FEET — There are things in this world you have to do, things you want to do, and things you’re lucky enough to get to do. I was excited to be […]
This photo kind of works for everything in the column, but it’s of Star Anna. Read on. Let’s argue about paying college players. I’m serious. Let’s roll up the sleeves and get […]
“The word “buccaneer” originated in a native people’s term for smokehouse, which the French pronounced boucan. The original boucaniers didn’t board ships and steal treasure; they were the jerky kings of the […]
I used to have this little column in the sports section of a local publication. We called it the Tailgate. It was fun. As I clack away this Springsteen book, I thought […]
News from England about the Springsteen book I’m working on. It’s fun to see your name in a press release about a book.